Sunday, April 1, 2007

Gospel of Mark





Alkisah, pendedahan bahwa pihak Gereja-gereja telah merahsiakan satu kitab, the Gospel of Mark, kerana kandungannya yang amat mengaibkan Jesus Kristus.

Was It a Hoax? Debate on a ‘Secret Mark’ Gospel Resumes
By PETER STEINFELS

Imagine the discovery of a previously unknown Gospel of Mark, a secret text suppressed by church authorities that pictured Jesus initiating his disciples with a hallucinatory, nocturnal and quite possibly homosexual rite. Imagine the headlines, the four-alarm book promotion and the cable network special.

Ho-hum, you say? Isn’t it simply Easter season, when fresh Gnostic gospels or dubious ossuaries show up like spring daffodils?

Ah, but those with long memories know that just such a “secret Gospel of Mark” once did make headlines. In 1973, Morton Smith published both a dense scholarly tome (“Clement of Alexandria and a Secret Gospel of Mark,” Harvard University Press) and a popular book (“The Secret Gospel,” Harper & Row) describing a manuscript that he had found in a Greek Orthodox monastery south of Jerusalem.

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Dan ini bukannya April Fool!!!

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Surat Lama, Hasrat Sama: Bantulah



Bismillahir Rahmanir Rahim.


In the name of Allah, the Most Gracious,the Most Merciful.

Assalamu'Alaikum Warahmatollahi Wabarakatuh.

Dear Brothers and Sisters,

Allow me as mufti of Siberia to apply you with this letter. May Allah give you calmness and peace. On behalf of Muslims of Siberia allow me to express deep respect to you and all your nation. It is known that people in your country live in peace and well-being, praise to Allah. The other situation here, in Russia, Muslims of our country were being persuaded not to practice Islam by communist regime for about 70 years, since 1917. Religion was prohibited.

Nowadays, we can see revival of Islam in Russia, praise to Allah. People again started to think about the God. In search of God they come to our mosque, the Siberian central mosque, and here people find everything they need-the Faith in Allah. Our mosque is the pride of almost 90 thousand Muslims of Omsk. Our mosque is the biggest mosque in Siberia and the Far East of Russia.

But I would like to revert in 1978 , when I came in Omsk as imam. That days, a mosque was situated in an old house 80 square meters. Old men and women were forced to say their prayer in overcrowded room without any ventilation. And by celebrations, as Eid al-Fetr, were sitting outdoors on bare soil because of short of place; and they were saying their prayer under snow and rain, in cold and heat (I dispose of video recording). All of us have been reading Dua so that we would have a big beautiful mosque, where Muslims could say their prayer in comfortable conditions. So, I have given an oath before parishioners that they would have a big mosque. After carried out organization measures, Muslims of Omsk started gathering money for building a mosque. We appealed to our local authorities but did not get any help. But we saw that orthodox churches, synagogue, Lutheran temples were being built. So, I am sorry to say, but we did not get any help from our brothers, Muslims, from different countries either. May be they just did not know about the construction of a mosque in Siberia. As you know, the Prophet Muhammad (Peace and Mercy Be Upon Him) said:

Man ba'na baitan fid dun'ya, banalLahu Liahu baitan fil-janna.
That one who will build the house of Allah on the earth, Allah will build for him a house in heaven.
It will be a big sawap (reward) for those who will take part in construction of the house of Allah here, in Russia. Join us, and Allah Ta'ala will reward you.

Nevertheless, in 1989, the necessary sum of money for beginning the construction of the Siberian central mosque were gathered, and first piles were driven in. But financial crisis in Russia in 1992 devalued money and the works stopped. But Muslims did not gave up. So, the construction works started again. That is why the construction of the mosque was long and took several years. The main construction works were finished in 1997. Allah Ta'Ala heard our Dua and the 5 of October - the date of opening-became a great celebration to all muslims of our city. About 5,000 people came to Qurban Al-Bairam and 500 people -men and women, young and old-come to the mosque every Salat Al-Djuma.

On the 6 of August, 1999 the madrasah by the mosque was open. In the madrasah are taught 150 pupils. But because of shortage of tables, chairs, books and other necessary equipment, our teachers give lessons only every Sunday. We are full of plans and do all our to flourish Islam.

But there are a lot of things stay undone because of shortage of finance. First of, It is necessary to complete improving works in the mosque, in the madrasah and its territory. The mosque is fenceless, and the territory is not equipped with services and utilities at all. It is necessary to fence in 1600 square meters (160 meters of forged iron fence) and to asphalt the bigger part of that territory. For all that purposes we need to gather at least $400,000. I think that $400,000 is miserable sum of money for your rich country. But this money could help to solve all the problems standing before us in deed of improving works in the mosque, the madrasah (where placed class rooms, hostel for pupils, canteen and complex of ritual services). All that places need materials for inner works and equipment.

You are the one of the people who can really help Muslims of our city and region. I am making use of this opportunity to approach You with a request. Would you be so kind as to support your Brothers and Sisters in this difficult time by finance in order to solve problems, standing before Muslims of our city, before parishes of the Siberian central mosque.

I am as mufti of Siberia, including nine regions i.e. Omsk, Tomsk, Novosibirsk, Krasnoyarsk, Chita, Kemerovo, Irkutsk, Altayskiy Kray, Hakassiya; would greatly appreciate your attention to our problems.

We will be very grateful to you for any sum of money.

Whatever attention you can possibly give to us, Muslims of Siberia will be grateful to you. All of us are looking forward to your answer back. It is very important for us to establish and maintain relations with you, with all the people of good will, who want to help us in sacred deed - flourish Islam in Siberia.

In the Name of Allah we ask you not to leave us alone in front of problems and support your Brothers and Sisters of Siberia.


With best wishes
Mufti Shackirzianov Zulckarnay Shakirzianovitch

P.S.
If you are interested, please visit any time you want. It will be the great pleasure of seeing you at our mosque. If You invite me, I will visit You with great pleasure. In that case I will bring with me all the documents and inform you about situation in details. We apply photos made during Eid al-Fetr. There were around 6,000 people. The mosque,the rooms of madrasah were overcrowded. We are proud of it.


Wassalamu'Alaikum Warahmatollahi Wabarakatuh.

Our address:
102, 20 Lines, Omsk, Russia 644009
phone/fax: (7-3812) 33-97-52
e-mail: omsk_islam@mail.ru


bank requisites:

Correspondent account of Omskpromstroybank Omsk Russia
SWIFT: OPSBRUSM. '001-1-538873 with JP Morgan Chase Bank New York USA (SWIFT: CHASUS 33) for account of: Department of Siberian Muslims. Account No.: 40703840500000000826



P.P.S.
Our expenses for a year:
for heating - 80,000 roubles or USD3,076 (rate of exchange-US$1=26 roubles)
electricity supply - 3,600 roubles or USD138.
telephone - 2,592 roubles or USD99.
taxes - 18,000 roubles or USD692.
water-supply and sewerage - 3,600 roubles or USD138.

Monthly Salary of staff of the Siberian central mosque:

mufti - 1,000 roubles or USD38.
imam - 500 roubles or USD19.
muadzin - 300 roubles or USD12.
teacher of the madrasah - USD8
driver - 500 roubles or USD19.
accountant-cashier - 500 roubles or USD19.
charwoman - 200 roubles or USD8.
watchman - 150 roubles per month or USD6.

Wahai saudara-saudaraku, setiap kali anda ke Starbucks pasti anda akan berbelanja sekurang-kurangnya RM15 atau hampir USD4. Bukankah itu setengah dari keperluan untuk membayar gaji bulanan ustaz di madarasah? Tepuk dada tanya selera.




Friday, February 2, 2007

dulu lembut la lambak!



Ada ke you, mamat tu bilang I lembut!!

Dulu dia bilang I terlebih minum soya, ni di bilang I terlebih syampu pulak. Nyampah I. Ni dia bilang, mesti akibat I pakai syampu minyak lavender dan minyak teh. I pening you. Lepas ni apa pulak?

Adake betul pengunaan sabun, syampu, gel rambut dan losyen badan yang mengandungi minyak lavender dan minyak teh, boleh membesarkan dada?


BOSTON (Reuters) - The lavender and tea tree oils found in some soaps, shampoos, hair gels and body lotions can produce enlarged breasts in boys, researchers reported on Wednesday.

Cuba hang klik sini untuk lapuran selanjutnya.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Soya: Minuman Yang Memondankan







Aku amat terkejut. Sungguh terkejut.


Soya - air kacang soya, air soya dan minuman soya - merbahaya.




Soya menjadikan seseorang lembut. Kebapok-bapokan. Memangkinkan ciri-ciri kepondan-pondanan! Pengunaan jangkapanjang kepada bayi akan menyebabkan alat kelamin lelaki megecut; peroses pembangunan kejantinaannya menjadi kelam-kabut dan akan mejadikan diri seseorang homoseksual.


Terdapat kajian yang menunjukkan penggunaan air soya sebagai minuman kepada bayi akan menyebabkan pertumbuhan ciri-ciri homosekual pada dirinya. Pertambahan dalam bilangan homoseksual adalah kerana bertambahnya minuman bayi dari soya, sebagai ganti kepada susu.


Ini sungguh memeranjatkan.


Artikel selanjutnya disini, sini, situ, sana, dan sinu. Dan apa lagi?


Saturday, January 27, 2007

Dear Mr. President

To: Mr. President Bush
From: Michael Moore

1/10/07

Dear Mr. President,

Thanks for your address to the nation. It's good to know you still want to talk to us after how we behaved in November.

Listen, can I be frank? Sending in 20,000 more troops just ain't gonna do the job. That will only bring the troop level back up to what it was last year. And we were losing the war last year! We've already had over a million troops serve some time in Iraq since 2003. Another few thousand is simply not enough to find those weapons of mass destruction! Er, I mean... bringing those responsible for 9/11 to justice! Um, scratch that. Try this -- BRING DEMOCRACY TO THE MIDDLE EAST! YES!!!

You've got to show some courage, dude! You've got to win this one! C'mon, you got Saddam! You hung 'im high! I loved watching the video of that -- just like the old wild west! The bad guy wore black! The hangmen were as crazy as the hangee! Lynch mobs rule!!!

Look, I have to admit I feel very sorry for the predicament you're in. As Ricky Bobby said, "If you're not first, you're last." And you being humiliated in front of the whole world does NONE of us Americans any good.

Sir, listen to me. You have to send in MILLIONS of troops to Iraq, not thousands! The only way to lick this thing now is to flood Iraq with millions of us! I know that you're out of combat-ready soldiers -- so you have to look elsewhere! The only way you are going to beat a nation of 27 million -- Iraq -- is to send in at least 28 million! Here's how it would work:

The first 27 million Americans go in and kill one Iraqi each. That will quickly take care of any insurgency. The other one million of us will stay and rebuild the country. Simple.



Now, I know you're saying, where will I find 28 million Americans to go to Iraq? Here are some suggestions:

  1. More than 62,000,000 Americans voted for you in the last election (the one that took place a year and half into a war we already knew we were losing). I am confident that at least a third of them would want to put their body where there vote was and sign up to volunteer. I know many of these people and, while we may disagree politically, I know that they don't believe someone else should have to go and fight their fight for them -- while they hide here in America.
  2. Start a "Kill an Iraqi" Meet-Up group in cities across the country. I know this idea is so early-21st century, but I once went to a Lou Dobbs Meet-Up and, I swear, some of the best ideas happen after the third mojito. I'm sure you'll get another five million or so enlistees from this effort.
  3. Send over all members of the mainstream media. After all, they were your collaborators in bringing us this war -- and many of them are already trained from having been "embedded!" If that doesn't bring the total to 28 million, then draft all viewers of the FOX News channel.


Mr. Bush, do not give up! Now is not the time to pull your punch! Don't be a weenie by sending in a few over-tired troops. Get your people behind you and YOU lead them in like a true commander in chief! Leave no conservative behind! Full speed ahead!

We promise to write. Go get 'em W!

Yours,

Michael Moore