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Guide

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world,

and the best we can find in our travels

is an honest friend."

--Robert Louis Stevenson, Scottish novelist and poet

MOM HOW CAN I REPAY YOU?

Mother, what can I give you?

After having reached the height of his career a man felt a duty to repay his mother back for all that she had done for him.

He asked, "Mother, what can I give you? What can I do for you? I sincerely wish to repay you for the sacrifices you made for me and for all the love you have showered upon me."

Mother looked surprised and said, "Why do you think about it? It was my duty so I did it, you don"t have to repay me. Even if you want to, there is no way a man can ever repay his mother."

Despite her continuous refusal to ask for anything, the son persisted. To put an end to the discussion, she said, "All right. If you must, then tonight you sleep on my bed, with me, just as you used to when you were a baby."

He said, "That"s a strange thing to ask for, but if it pleases you, I will."

As soon as he fell asleep, the mother got up and brought a bucket of water. She poured a mug full of water on his side. Feeling disturbed by the wetness under him, in his sleep he moved away to the other side of the bed. As he settled down, his mother poured another mug of water on the other side. In his slumber he tried to find space towards the foot post of the bed.

Sometime later he woke up feeling that this part of the bed too was damp. He got up and saw his mother, with the mug in her hand. He asked angrily, "What are you doing mother? Why don"t you let me sleep? How do you expect me to sleep on a wet bed?"

Mother said, "I slept with you, when you wet the bed in the night. I would change your nappy and move you to the dry part of the bed, while I slept on the wet side. You wanted to repay me. Can you sleep here even for one night with me on a damp bed? If you can, I"ll take it that you have repaid me."

How eloquently the story above demonstrates that we can"t even begin to repay the care, love and attention a mother showers her child throughout the course of life. May God enable us to be of service and comfort to both our parents when we can and may He grant us PATIENCE to serve them during their old age.

The Quran and Hadith on Mothers

The Quran:

1. "We have enjoined on man kindness to his parents; in pain did his mother bear him, and in pain did she give him birth" (46:15).

2. "Thy Lord hath decreed that ye worship none but Him, and that ye be kind to parents. Whether one or both of them attain old age in thy life, say not to them a word of contempt, nor repel them, but address them in terms of honor. And out of kindness, lower to them the wing of humility, and say: ‘My Lord! bestow on them Thy Mercy even as they cherished me in childhood' "(17:23-24).

3. "We have enjoined on man and woman kindness to parents; but if they (either of them) strive (to force) thee to join with Me anything of which thou hast no knowledge, obey them not'" (29:8).

4. "We have enjoined on man and woman (to be good) to his/her parents; show gratitude to Me and to thy parents; to Me is (thy final) Goal. If they (parents) strive to make thee join in worship with Me things of which thou hast no knowledge, obey them not; yet bear them company in this life with justice (and consideration) and follow the way of those who turn to Me (in love)" (31:14-15).

The Hadith:

1. The Prophet Muhammad said, may Allah's peace and blessings be upon him: Your Heaven lies under the feet of your mother (Ahmad, Nasai).

2. A man came to the Prophet and said, ‘O Messenger of God! Who among the people is the most worthy of my good companionship? The Prophet said: Your mother. The man said, ‘Then who?' The Prophet said: Then your mother. The man further asked, ‘Then who?' The Prophet said: Then your mother. The man asked again, ‘Then who?' The Prophet said: Then your father. (Bukhari, Muslim).

3. Abu Usaid Saidi said: We were once sitting with Rasulullah when a man from the tribe of Salmah came and said to him: O Messenger of Allah! do my parents have rights over me even after they have died? And Rasulullah said: Yes. You must pray to Allah to bless them with His Forgiveness and Mercy, fulfill the promises they made to anyone, and respect their relations and their friends (Abu Dawud and Ibn Majah).

4. Abdullah ibn Amr related that the Messenger of Allah said: The major sins are to believe that Allah has partners, to disobey one's parents, to commit murder, and to bear false witness (Bukhari, Muslim).

5. It is narrated by Asma bint Abu Bakr that during the treaty of Hudaibiyah, her mother, who was then pagan, came to see her from Makkah. Asma informed the Messenger of Allah of her arrival and also that she needed help. He said: Be good to your mother (Bukhari, Muslim).

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

Konspirasi 9/11

Saya bukan nak menyokong John Kerry sebagai calon Presiden USA untuk kali akan datang, tapi bacalah pendedahan beliau tentang konspirasi USA untuk memerangi Islam dengan tuduhan yang begitu kejam tentang pengelibatan orang Islam dalam peristiwa 9/11.

John Kerry: Building 7 Was Deliberately Demolished
Massachusetts Senator's conclusion directly contradicts 9/11 official story, multi-billion dollar insurance lawsuit


Paul Joseph Watson & Aaron Dykes
Prison Planet
Monday, April 23, 2007

At a recent speaking engagement in Austin Texas, Senator John Kerry responded to a question about WTC Building 7 by concluding that according to his information, the building was brought down as a result of a controlled demolition, directly contradicting the official line that the structure fell as a result of fire and debris damage.

WTC Building 7 was a 47-story building in the WTC complex that collapsed at 5:20pm on September 11. The building had been structurally reinforced and was not hit by a plane yet collapsed in a uniform implosion within its own footprint in a matter of seconds after sustaining relatively light debris and fire damage following the collapse of the twin towers.

News networks like BBC and CNN were reporting that the building had collapsed before it fell, indicating that the media were being handed a script of events that had yet to even unfold.

Ground zero EMT's, firefighters and police were all told hours in advance to clear a collapse zone for Building 7 as it was going to be "brought down."

Questioned on WTC 7 by members of Austin 9/11 Truth Now at a Book People event in Austin Texas, Kerry responded, "I do know that that wall, I remember, was in danger and I think they made the decision based on the danger that it had in destroying other things, that they did it in a controlled fashion."

Kerry is basically saying that the building was intentionally demolished to prevent a random collapse from damaging nearby buildings, but that premise has never been explicitly admitted, with officials clinging to the notion that the collapse was expected but was not aided by means of explosive charges, because to admit to a controlled demolition would be to expose foreknowledge of 9/11 itself.

Whether Kerry is basing his response on inside knowledge or hearsay is irrelevant, the fact that a sitting United States Senator is openly contradicting the official 9/11 story as well as a multi-billion dollar insurance lawsuit strikes at the root of the controversy surrounding Building 7.

In February of 2002 Silverstein Properties won $861 million from Industrial Risk Insurers to rebuild on the site of WTC 7. Silverstein Properties' estimated investment in WTC 7 was $386 million. This building's collapse alone resulted in a payout of nearly $500 million, based on the contention that it was an accidental event caused by the fall of the twin towers.

EMT's, firefighters and first responders all knew the building was pulled, anyone with an ounce of common sense can watch the videos and understand that building's don't commit suicide - and yet Silverstein, the government, and their propaganda arm Popular Mechanics, are wedded to the myth that the structure fell as a result of fire damage. They are beholden to this explanation because any revision on their behalf would undermine the entire sequence of events on 9/11 and call into question other aspects of the official story.

Their credibility rests on sweeping the issue of WTC 7 under the rug, which makes it our responsibility to keep beating the Building 7 drum.

Official reports from both NIST and FEMA state that they cannot explain why Building 7 fell, but maintain that it was related to a terrorist attack on the complex on 9/11. However, the FEMA report concludes that, "The specifics of the fires in WTC 7 and how they caused the building to collapse remain unknown at this time. The best hypothesis has only a low probability of occurrence. Further research, investigation, and analyses are needed to resolve this issue."

NIST is currently undertaking a study of WTC 7 to determine if bombs or incendiary devices were used to bring down the building.

Controlled demolitions expert Danny Jowenko was shown footage and building schematics of Building 7 by Dutch television and immediately concluded that its collapse was a result of deliberately placed explosives.

Preparing to demolish even a moderate sized building takes weeks of preparation. A building as large as WTC 7, a 47-story skyscraper, must have taken at least as long. Therefore, the idea that the building was demolished in response to fires spread from the twin towers is not a satisfactory response, as the building could not have been set up for unexpected demolition in only a few hours, much less while fires burned inside. All personnel were withdrawn from the area very early, meaning the explosives which can clearly be seen in the videos were placed days or weeks before 9/11.

Kerry was also asked about the research of Dr. Steven Jones, who has tested both samples of steel from the twin towers as well as recovered dust, which have both tested positive for the chemical signature of Thermate, which is used to cut support beams in localized reactions during a controlled demolition.

Kerry stated that he was not aware of the research and is "open to hearing anything based in fact and evidence."

Since John Kerry is a fellow Skull and Bones member with President Bush, allied to the fact that he took a dive despite massive evidence of vote fraud during the 2004 election, we won't hold our breath on the possibility of Kerry being a torch bearer for a new investigation into 9/11, but his conclusion that WTC 7 was deliberately demolished adds substantial weight to a 9/11 enigma that officials are terrified will reach critical mass.

Racism

I received an e-mail bearing this story recently. According to the sender the following scene took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg and London. And the said sender further added that this is a true story.

It goes ..........

A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a Black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess.

"Madam, what is the matter," the Hostess asked.

"You obviously do not see it then?" she responded."You placed me next to a Black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."

"Be calm please, " the Hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available."

The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the Economy class. I spoke to the Captain and he informed me that there are also no seats in the Business class. All the same, we still have one seat in the First class."

Before the woman could say anything, the Hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the Economy class to sit in the First class. However, given the circumstances, the Captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting."

She turned to the Black guy, and said, "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in First class."

At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.

US Latinas seek answers in Islam

A NEW PATH : Jasmine Pinet is one of a number of US Latinas who have converted to Islam. Ms. Pinet says she feels more comfortable in Muslim garb as she walks the streets of her home in Jersey City, N.J.
ANDY NELSON - STAFF

It surprises many of their friends and family, but some young US Latinas say Islam offers women more respect.

By Christine Armario Contributor to The Christian Science Monitor

UNION CITY, N.J. – Jasmine Pinet sits on the steps outside a mosque here, tucking in strands of her burgundy hair beneath a white head scarf, and explaining why she, a young Latina, feels that she has found greater respect as a woman by converting to Islam.

"They're not gonna say, 'Hey mami, how are you?' " Ms. Pinet says of Muslim men. "Usually they say, 'Hello, sister.' And they don't look at you like a sex object."

While some Latinas her age try to emulate the tight clothes and wiggling hips of stars like Jennifer Lopez and Christina Aguilera, Ms. Pinet and others are adopting a more conservative lifestyle and converting to Islam. At this Union City, N.J., mosque, women account for more than half of the Latino Muslims who attend services here. Nationwide, there are about 40,000 Latino Muslims in the United States, according to the Islamic Society of North America.

Many of the Latina converts say that their belief that women are treated better in Islam was a significant factor in converting. Critics may protest that wearing the veil marks a woman as property, but some Latina converts say they welcome the fact that they are no longer whistled at walking down a street. "People have an innate response that I'm a religious person, and they give [me] more respect," says Jenny Yanez, another Latina Muslim. "You're not judged if you're in fashion or out of fashion."

Other Latina Muslims say they also like the religion's emphasis on fidelity to one's spouse and family.

But for many family members and friends, these conversions come as a surprise - often an unwelcome one. They may know little of Islam other than what they have heard of the Taliban and other extremist groups.

That creates an inaccurate image, insists Leila Ahmed, a professor of women's studies and religion at Harvard University. "It astounds me, the extent to which people think Afghanistan and the Taliban represent women and Islam." What's really going on, she says, is a reshaping of the relationship between women and Islam. "We're in the early stages of a major rethinking of Islam that will open Islam for women. [Muslim scholars] are rereading the core texts of Islam - from the Koran to legal texts - in every possible way."

New views of women and Islam may be more prevalent in countries like the US, where women read the Koran themselves and rely less on patriarchal interpretations.

"I think the women here are asserting more their rights and their privileges," says Zahid Bukhari, director of the American-Muslim Studies Program at George- town University. "

Some Latina Muslims say they harbored stereotypes about Muslim women before deciding to convert, but changed their minds once becoming close friends with a Muslim.

"I always thought, geez, I feel sorry for women who have to wear those veils," says Pinet. Then she met her Muslim boyfriend and began studying the Koran with a group of Muslim women. She says she was impressed with the respect they received.

"A women is respected because she is the mother, she takes care of the children, and she's the one that enforces the rules," Pinet says. "They're the ones who are sacred."

Critics of the decisions of Latinas to convert to Islam say they are adopting a religion just as patriarchical as the Roman Catholic faith that many are leaving behind.

"While it's true the Latino culture tends to be more male-dominated, and there's a tendency toward more machismo, I would venture to say it exists [in Islam] as well," says Edwin Hernandez, director of the Center for the Study of Latino Religion at the University of Notre Dame.

Latinos account for six percent of the 20,000 Muslim conversions in the United States each year, according to a report published by the Council on American-Islamic Relations. Anecdotal evidence suggests this number may be rising. But that doesn't mean it's getting any easier for the women who make this choice.

"At first it was anger and then more like sadness," Nylka Vargas says of her parents' reaction when she told them she was converting to Islam and began dressing more conservatively. "They would sometimes feel strange being around me."

Pinet's family has been more accepting, but she too has encountered some resistance in her community. It's as if you've betrayed your own kind," she says.

For some, the cultural differences are the most trying.

"I can't eat pork, I can't wear [form- fitting] clothing, I can't dance in the clubs, I'm not gonna attend church," says Ms. Yanez, who is of Cuban and Spanish descent. "But I keep my language, and there's still things that we do as Latinos that they don't have to change."

Within the Islamic community, Latina Muslims report being warmly received, although language barriers sometimes exist for Latinas who only speak Spanish. There are few Spanish services at mosques and a limited number of Islamic texts in Spanish.

Grassroots organizations specifically for Latino Muslims have been created in recent years. They function in part as an informational resource for new converts and but also as a support group for those who encounter difficulties at home.

Ultimately, Latina Muslims say that time heals the divisions and angst their conversion sometimes causes among friends and family.

"What I had to learn was patience," says Vargas, whose family came to accept her religious beliefs after several years. "Sometimes things are not as we want them."

Gospel of Mark

Alkisah, pendedahan bahwa pihak Gereja-gereja telah merahsiakan satu kitab, the Gospel of Mark, kerana kandungannya yang amat mengaibkan Jesus Kristus.

Was It a Hoax? Debate on a ‘Secret Mark’ Gospel Resumes
By PETER STEINFELS

Imagine the discovery of a previously unknown Gospel of Mark, a secret text suppressed by church authorities that pictured Jesus initiating his disciples with a hallucinatory, nocturnal and quite possibly homosexual rite. Imagine the headlines, the four-alarm book promotion and the cable network special.

Ho-hum, you say? Isn’t it simply Easter season, when fresh Gnostic gospels or dubious ossuaries show up like spring daffodils?

Ah, but those with long memories know that just such a “secret Gospel of Mark” once did make headlines. In 1973, Morton Smith published both a dense scholarly tome (“Clement of Alexandria and a Secret Gospel of Mark,” Harvard University Press) and a popular book (“The Secret Gospel,” Harper & Row) describing a manuscript that he had found in a Greek Orthodox monastery south of Jerusalem.

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Dan ini bukannya April Fool!!!

Surat Lama, Hasrat Sama: Bantulah

Bismillahir Rahmanir Rahim.

In the name of Allah, the Most Gracious,the Most Merciful.

Assalamu'Alaikum Warahmatollahi Wabarakatuh.

Dear Brothers and Sisters,

Allow me as mufti of Siberia to apply you with this letter. May Allah give you calmness and peace. On behalf of Muslims of Siberia allow me to express deep respect to you and all your nation. It is known that people in your country live in peace and well-being, praise to Allah. The other situation here, in Russia, Muslims of our country were being persuaded not to practice Islam by communist regime for about 70 years, since 1917. Religion was prohibited.

Nowadays, we can see revival of Islam in Russia, praise to Allah. People again started to think about the God. In search of God they come to our mosque, the Siberian central mosque, and here people find everything they need-the Faith in Allah. Our mosque is the pride of almost 90 thousand Muslims of Omsk. Our mosque is the biggest mosque in Siberia and the Far East of Russia.

But I would like to revert in 1978 , when I came in Omsk as imam. That days, a mosque was situated in an old house 80 square meters. Old men and women were forced to say their prayer in overcrowded room without any ventilation. And by celebrations, as Eid al-Fetr, were sitting outdoors on bare soil because of short of place; and they were saying their prayer under snow and rain, in cold and heat (I dispose of video recording). All of us have been reading Dua so that we would have a big beautiful mosque, where Muslims could say their prayer in comfortable conditions. So, I have given an oath before parishioners that they would have a big mosque. After carried out organization measures, Muslims of Omsk started gathering money for building a mosque. We appealed to our local authorities but did not get any help. But we saw that orthodox churches, synagogue, Lutheran temples were being built. So, I am sorry to say, but we did not get any help from our brothers, Muslims, from different countries either. May be they just did not know about the construction of a mosque in Siberia. As you know, the Prophet Muhammad (Peace and Mercy Be Upon Him) said:

Man ba'na baitan fid dun'ya, banalLahu Liahu baitan fil-janna.
That one who will build the house of Allah on the earth, Allah will build for him a house in heaven.

It will be a big sawap (reward) for those who will take part in construction of the house of Allah here, in Russia. Join us, and Allah Ta'ala will reward you.

Nevertheless, in 1989, the necessary sum of money for beginning the construction of the Siberian central mosque were gathered, and first piles were driven in. But financial crisis in Russia in 1992 devalued money and the works stopped. But Muslims did not gave up. So, the construction works started again. That is why the construction of the mosque was long and took several years. The main construction works were finished in 1997. Allah Ta'Ala heard our Dua and the 5 of October - the date of opening-became a great celebration to all muslims of our city. About 5,000 people came to Qurban Al-Bairam and 500 people -men and women, young and old-come to the mosque every Salat Al-Djuma.

On the 6 of August, 1999 the madrasah by the mosque was open. In the madrasah are taught 150 pupils. But because of shortage of tables, chairs, books and other necessary equipment, our teachers give lessons only every Sunday. We are full of plans and do all our to flourish Islam.

But there are a lot of things stay undone because of shortage of finance. First of, It is necessary to complete improving works in the mosque, in the madrasah and its territory. The mosque is fenceless, and the territory is not equipped with services and utilities at all. It is necessary to fence in 1600 square meters (160 meters of forged iron fence) and to asphalt the bigger part of that territory. For all that purposes we need to gather at least $400,000. I think that $400,000 is miserable sum of money for your rich country. But this money could help to solve all the problems standing before us in deed of improving works in the mosque, the madrasah (where placed class rooms, hostel for pupils, canteen and complex of ritual services). All that places need materials for inner works and equipment.

You are the one of the people who can really help Muslims of our city and region. I am making use of this opportunity to approach You with a request. Would you be so kind as to support your Brothers and Sisters in this difficult time by finance in order to solve problems, standing before Muslims of our city, before parishes of the Siberian central mosque.

I am as mufti of Siberia, including nine regions i.e. Omsk, Tomsk, Novosibirsk, Krasnoyarsk, Chita, Kemerovo, Irkutsk, Altayskiy Kray, Hakassiya; would greatly appreciate your attention to our problems.

We will be very grateful to you for any sum of money.

Whatever attention you can possibly give to us, Muslims of Siberia will be grateful to you. All of us are looking forward to your answer back. It is very important for us to establish and maintain relations with you, with all the people of good will, who want to help us in sacred deed - flourish Islam in Siberia.

In the Name of Allah we ask you not to leave us alone in front of problems and support your Brothers and Sisters of Siberia.

With best wishes
Mufti Shackirzianov Zulckarnay Shakirzianovitch

P.S.

If you are interested, please visit any time you want. It will be the great pleasure of seeing you at our mosque. If You invite me, I will visit You with great pleasure. In that case I will bring with me all the documents and inform you about situation in details. We apply photos made during Eid al-Fetr. There were around 6,000 people. The mosque,the rooms of madrasah were overcrowded. We are proud of it.

Wassalamu'Alaikum Warahmatollahi Wabarakatuh.

Our address:

102, 20 Lines, Omsk, Russia 644009

phone/fax: (7-3812) 33-97-52
e-mail: omsk_islam@mail.ru


bank requisites:

Correspondent account of Omskpromstroybank Omsk Russia
SWIFT: OPSBRUSM. '001-1-538873 with JP Morgan Chase Bank New York USA (SWIFT: CHASUS 33) for account of: Department of Siberian Muslims. Account No.: 40703840500000000826

P.P.S.

Our expenses for a year:
for heating - 80,000 roubles or USD3,076 (rate of exchange-US$1=26 roubles)
electricity supply - 3,600 roubles or USD138.
telephone - 2,592 roubles or USD99.
taxes - 18,000 roubles or USD692.
water-supply and sewerage - 3,600 roubles or USD138.

Monthly Salary of staff of the Siberian central mosque:

mufti - 1,000 roubles or USD38.
imam - 500 roubles or USD19.
muadzin - 300 roubles or USD12.
teacher of the madrasah - USD8
driver - 500 roubles or USD19.
accountant-cashier - 500 roubles or USD19.
charwoman - 200 roubles or USD8.
watchman - 150 roubles per month or USD6.

Wahai saudara-saudaraku, setiap kali anda ke Starbucks pasti anda akan berbelanja sekurang-kurangnya RM15 atau hampir USD4. Bukankah itu setengah dari keperluan untuk membayar gaji bulanan ustaz di madarasah? Tepuk dada tanya selera.

dulu lembut la lambak!

Ada ke you, mamat tu bilang I lembut!!

Dulu dia bilang I terlebih minum soya, ni di bilang I terlebih syampu pulak. Nyampah I. Ni dia bilang, mesti akibat I pakai syampu minyak lavender dan minyak teh. I pening you. Lepas ni apa pulak?

Adake betul pengunaan sabun, syampu, gel rambut dan losyen badan yang mengandungi minyak lavender dan minyak teh, boleh membesarkan dada?

BOSTON (Reuters) - The lavender and tea tree oils found in some soaps, shampoos, hair gels and body lotions can produce enlarged breasts in boys, researchers reported on Wednesday.

Cuba hang klik sini untuk lapuran selanjutnya.

Soya: Minuman Yang Memondankan

Aku amat terkejut. Sungguh terkejut.


Soya - air kacang soya, air soya dan minuman soya - merbahaya.




Soya menjadikan seseorang lembut. Kebapok-bapokan. Memangkinkan ciri-ciri kepondan-pondanan! Pengunaan jangkapanjang kepada bayi akan menyebabkan alat kelamin lelaki megecut; peroses pembangunan kejantinaannya menjadi kelam-kabut dan akan mejadikan diri seseorang homoseksual.

Terdapat kajian yang menunjukkan penggunaan air soya sebagai minuman kepada bayi akan menyebabkan pertumbuhan ciri-ciri homosekual pada dirinya. Pertambahan dalam bilangan homoseksual adalah kerana bertambahnya minuman bayi dari soya, sebagai ganti kepada susu.


Ini sungguh memeranjatkan.


Artikel selanjutnya disini, sini, situ, sana, dan sinu. Dan apa lagi?

Dear Mr. President

To: Mr. President Bush
From: Michael Moore

1/10/07

Dear Mr. President,

Thanks for your address to the nation. It's good to know you still want to talk to us after how we behaved in November.

Listen, can I be frank? Sending in 20,000 more troops just ain't gonna do the job. That will only bring the troop level back up to what it was last year. And we were losing the war last year! We've already had over a million troops serve some time in Iraq since 2003. Another few thousand is simply not enough to find those weapons of mass destruction! Er, I mean... bringing those responsible for 9/11 to justice! Um, scratch that. Try this -- BRING DEMOCRACY TO THE MIDDLE EAST! YES!!!

You've got to show some courage, dude! You've got to win this one! C'mon, you got Saddam! You hung 'im high! I loved watching the video of that -- just like the old wild west! The bad guy wore black! The hangmen were as crazy as the hangee! Lynch mobs rule!!!

Look, I have to admit I feel very sorry for the predicament you're in. As Ricky Bobby said, "If you're not first, you're last." And you being humiliated in front of the whole world does NONE of us Americans any good.

Sir, listen to me. You have to send in MILLIONS of troops to Iraq, not thousands! The only way to lick this thing now is to flood Iraq with millions of us! I know that you're out of combat-ready soldiers -- so you have to look elsewhere! The only way you are going to beat a nation of 27 million -- Iraq -- is to send in at least 28 million! Here's how it would work:

The first 27 million Americans go in and kill one Iraqi each. That will quickly take care of any insurgency. The other one million of us will stay and rebuild the country. Simple.



Now, I know you're saying, where will I find 28 million Americans to go to Iraq? Here are some suggestions:

1. More than 62,000,000 Americans voted for you in the last election (the one that took place a year and half into a war we already knew we were losing). I am confident that at least a third of them would want to put their body where there vote was and sign up to volunteer. I know many of these people and, while we may disagree politically, I know that they don't believe someone else should have to go and fight their fight for them -- while they hide here in America.
2. Start a "Kill an Iraqi" Meet-Up group in cities across the country. I know this idea is so early-21st century, but I once went to a Lou Dobbs Meet-Up and, I swear, some of the best ideas happen after the third mojito. I'm sure you'll get another five million or so enlistees from this effort.
3. Send over all members of the mainstream media. After all, they were your collaborators in bringing us this war -- and many of them are already trained from having been "embedded!" If that doesn't bring the total to 28 million, then draft all viewers of the FOX News channel.

Mr. Bush, do not give up! Now is not the time to pull your punch! Don't be a weenie by sending in a few over-tired troops. Get your people behind you and YOU lead them in like a true commander in chief! Leave no conservative behind! Full speed ahead!

We promise to write. Go get 'em W!

Yours,

Michael Moore